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What would we do without our bus ride and football game songs?

BANANA SONG!

Lean to the left
Lean to the right
Peel your banana and UH take a bite

Ou a ou a a a ou a ou
a a a ou a ou feel so good!

Strawberry shortcake, banana split
We think your guard/band/team plays like

Shift to the left
Shift to the right
Peel you banana and UH take a bite! ***



***COLORGUARD SONG (my colorguard friends and I made this one up)
Whoop Whoop push it up, push it up
Whoop push it up, push it up

Go guard, go guard
go, go, go guard

C-O-L-O-R
G-U-A-R-D When I say color you say guard
Color (guard)
Color (guard)

When I say we you say rock
We (rock)
We (rock) ***



***VERISON OF OLD McDONALD W/SOME OTHER WELL KNOWN SONGS

Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o and on the farm they had aaaa pinetree
then they choped down the old pinetree, timber
and they hauled it away to the mill, tra-la-la

Old McDonald had a farm,, e-i-e-i-o
and on the farm he had a home
home, home on the range,
where they chopped down the old pintree, timber
and they hauled it away to the mill, tra-la-la

Old McDonald Donald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o
and on the farm he had a dog
Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone, oh where oh where could he be
He's home, home on the range
Where they chopped down the old pinetree, timber
and they hauled it away to the mill, tra-la-la

Old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o
and on the farm he had a sweetheart,
let me call you sweethart, for I'm in love w/u
Let me whisper in your ear
Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone, oh where oh where could he be
he's home, home on the range,
where they chopped down the old pinetree, timber
and they haulled it away to the mill, tra-la-la

Old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o
and on the farm he had a skunk hole
Well I stuck my head in the little skunk hole and this
is what he said to me
let me call you sweet heart for I'm in love w/u
Let me whisper in your ear
Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone, oh where oh where could he be
He's home, home on the range
Where they chopped down the old pine tree, timber
and they haulled it away to the mill tra-la-la

Old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o
and on the farm he had an ending e-i-e-i-oooooohhhhh***



***THE MARCHING TERROR THEME SONG (to the tune of "New York, New York")

Stop spreading the news
It's been a good day
I wanna (clap) be a Marcher
Otto-Eldred, Otto-Eldred! (insert school name)
If I could (clap clap) win first place
I'd have a (clap clap) happy face
Come and see (clap) Otto-Eldred Marching Band! (Come see the Band!) ***



***Yellow Birdie
(Yellow Birdie)
Yellow Bill
(Yellow Bill)
Sitting on
(Sitting on)
My window sill
(my window sill)
I lured him in
(I lured him in)
With a piece of bread
(with a piece of bread)
And then I smashed
(and then i smashed)
His little head
(his little head)
Oh me oh my
(oh me oh my)
I'm such a klutz
(i'm such a klutz)
I missed his head
(i missed his head)
and smashed his ........
(and smashed his .........) (insert a body part!)***


*** Oh GEORGE!!!
Start with the whole saying and then take off another word each time you say it:

Oh George, Let's not park here.
Oh George, Let's not park.
Oh George, Let's not.
Oh George, Let's.
Oh George!
Oh! Oh! Oh!


***Another banana song:

chocolate syrup, banana split,
your team really plays like... shift to the left,
shift to the right, peel my banana,
and ugh! take a bite.

and, a repetition song, where one person says the first line, then the guard repeats it:***



***I don't know what you've been told,

(school name)'s guard is good as gold.

If you heard what I just said,

get on your knees and bow your head.***




FLAG BEAT
F
little f
f f f don't give that word the word don't give me that phrase the phrase just give me da beat da beat da beat da beat da flag beat
L
little l
l l l don't give that word the word don't give me that
phrase the phrase just give me da beat da beat da beat da beat da flag beat
A
little a
a a a don't give that word the word don't give me that phrase the phrase just give me da beat da beat da beat da beat da flag beat
G
little g
g g g don't give that word the word don't give me that phrase the phrase just give me da beat da beat da beat da beat da flag beat
S
little s
s s s don't give that word the word don't give me that phrase the phrase just give me da beat da beat da beat da beat da flag beat
FLAGS
little flags
flags flags flags don't give that word the word don't give me that phrase the phrase just give me da beat da beat da beat da beat da flag beat***




***Wee wee wee wee we we we we we we wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
When I was just a wee wee tot they took me of my wee wee cot and put me on my wee wee pot to see if I could wee or not
Repeat first line
And when they saw that I could not they took me off my wee wee pot and put me on my wee wee cot and THEN I GAVE IT ALL I GOT!
Repeat first line ***



*** For the thing we do in color guard I say sing song when do exercise. Our guard we sing this song:

The more we spin together together
The more we spin together together
The happier we'll be!
Don't Drop! (clap, clap) ***



***party
P-A-R-T-Y PARTY HARDY AT (YOUR SCHOOLS NAME)
P IS FOR PARTY
A IS FOR ALRIGHT
R IS FOR ROWDY
T IS FOR TONIGHT
Y IS FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

PPAARRTTYY DON'T LET YOUR MAMA KNOW
PPAARRTTYY CAUSE SHE WONT LET YOU GO
P-A-R-T-Y PARTY HARDY AT (YOUR SCHOOLS NAME)***



***Hey band, how do you feel? (We feel good, oh we feel so good! UH!!!)


***This is a song Fairfax HS Marching Rebels Colorguard made up.

were colorguard from FHS
(were colorguard from FHS)

everyone knows we are the best
(everyone knows we are the best)

rain, or sleet or snow or shine
(rain or sleet or snow or shine)

we will spin all the time
(we will spin all the time)

watch out YO cause here we come
(watch out YO cause here we come)

even if your carring a big base drum
(even if your carring a big base drum)

Drumline better get out of the way
(Drumline better get out of the way)

Cause our Colorgaurd is here to stay
(Cause our Colorguard is here to stay)

Dropspin 1, 2

Dropspin 3, 4

Dropspin 1, 2---------3,4***


***U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alaby,
Your ugly, what, what,
Your Ugly!**

***M-A-M-A we know how you got that way
Your Mama, what, what
Your Mama!!***


***H-O-M-O you don't need no birth control,
You're a homo, you're a homo ***


***D-A-DD-Y, you don't even know that guy,
yo daddy, yo daddy ***



***(march while singing this song)
Left, Left, I left my wife in New Orleans with 21 kids and a bucket of beans and I thought it was
Right, Right, right for my country and whoop-de-do (Do a little hop)
(then you repeat song)***

***(Another version of the song above)
Left, left, I left my friends in New Orleans with 21 pigs and a bucket of figs and I thought it was
Right, right, right for my country and whoop-de-do ***


***I don't know what I been told ( I don't know what i been told )
Colorguard is getting old ( Colorguard is getting old )
We practice day and practice night ( We practice day and practice night )
Cause our instructors had a fight ( cause our instructors had a fight )
Sound off ( 1 ,2 )
Sound off ( 3, 4 )
1, 2, 3, 4, The clapper





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